I don’t feel Saf3 :/
I very rarely speak up about pop culture matters in this way
and especially not TV related things, but…
OH MY GOODNESS! Yesterday, Saturday September 21, 2013, I
lost 43 minutes of my life I will never get back. I stumbled upon a new CW show
called SAF3. It’s not the worst thing I’ve ever seen and some people will
probably love it, but I am scared for life.
One blogger, Major Daily, was kind enough to refer to this
new show as BayWatch 2.0…they wish. I might have, strange as it sounds, liked
it more if they had run down the beach in swimsuits. I’m not one for needlessly
and hatefully bashing (especially since I don’t feel a sense of hatred of this)
so I’ll explain why I didn’t like this show in a nice calm manner.
1. I seriously hope this was an episode one, one
time only, phenomena because that was the longest intro ever. I kept waiting
for the Enegizer Bunny to come strolling through.
2. The idea of the show really has such good
intentions and potential, but failed to deliver in terms of acting, location, cinematography,
script, and more.
3. I was excited to see Dolph Lundgren in a major U.S.
television role, but unless he’s a bad guy or making me laugh, I don’t think
I take kindly to his acting technique.
4. Did I mention script yet, specifically the plot?
There were so many clichés in the first episode that watching it to the end
seemed a little silly, but I kept waiting to be surprised. Also, it seems like
someone on staff could have taken a few minutes to actually speak to some
rescue professionals to make some of the procedures and details a little more believable…but
maybe I’m wrong on this count. Maybe it’s perfectly acceptable to not only
move, but swim against a wild current, when carrying a possible neck injury victim
who could possibly end up with permanent paralysis.
5. Halfway through the show I told myself that this
was going to be one of those shows that was sooo bad, that it was actually
good. I’d somehow find myself entertained by the absurdity of the show, but
that didn’t happen.
The last thing I’d like to say is that it’s been a long time
since I’ve sat down and actually tried to watch new television programming and
that maybe I’m just out of touch. Also, this was episode one, maybe it will get
better, but I don’t plan on finding out for myself. I’ll wait to hear about it through
the grapevine and stick to my books.
For now, I’m still screaming on the inside, “What the crap
did I just watch?!”
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time, Toi Thomas. #cursescanbebroken
